My “saddlebacking” definition for Dan Savage
Here’s a big ‘fuck you too’ to the hater psuedochristians of the Saddleback Church! May the true God of this universe open their shrivelled hearts and take the fear from their underused minds.
And speaking of Rick Warren, pastor of Saddleback Church . . .
My life’s purpose over the past week was to read the thousands of proposed new definitions for “saddlebacking” sent in by my readers. As with the new definition of santorum crafted by Savage Love readers (“the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes a byproduct of anal sex”), the new definition of “saddlebacking” has to be some act that (1) needs a name but doesn’t already have one (we can’t just rename “reverse cowgirl,” people), and (2) is naughty enough to discomfort, say, a Reverend Warren—but is something that actual people might actually do because that’s the only way the actual word will actually get used.
SADDLEBACK is the new Santorum
My suggestion is pretty simple – and it happens to be one of my favorite sexual positions anyway. “Saddlebacking is face to face gay anal sex, in which the bottom holds his knees by his ears with his elbows (to make his ass the ’saddle’), and the top fucks him good while holding onto the ‘horn of the saddle’, which is of course his cock.”
I know, not very imaginative – but sincere! I couldn’t find a pic of a true saddleback, here’s a partial saddleback.
A half saddleback - bottom strokes his own cock while being fucked.