I didn’t know the dalai lama was such a dick, and not the good kind of dick
I never really understood why so many people think the Dalai Lama is so cool and spiritual. He’s a political and religious leader, not a cutting edge lawbreaking mystic and explorer. Everything he says is right out of the “organized religion as politics” playbook, as far as I can tell.
But, I didn’t know the Dalai Lama is anti-gay, and anti-anal.
He’s a veritable Tibetan Republican.
I’ll bet he’s in the closet.
I was reading about him here…
1) At a 1997 press conference the Dalai Lama said: “Men to men sex and women to women sex is sexual misconduct.”
Jerry Falwell and the Lama agree: being a homo is a no-no.
2) An interview with 2001 Swiss magazine he said, “Sexual organs were created for sexual reproduction between the male the element and the female element and anything that deviates from this is not acceptable.”
By this definition you shouldn’t even take a piss!
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5) In the same religious writings he deemed, “Oral sex and anal sex are not acceptable even between a husband and wife.”
Anyone who likes sodomy and/or bj’s and is traveling to Tibet, might wanna rethink their plans.
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So let’s recap: the Dalai Lama says gay sex, oral sex, anal sex, day sex and abortion are all wrong – is that who you want running a free Tibet? Is this guy we want to pick a fight with China over? He’s a sexaphobe and that’s undemocratic and anticapitalist. I can’t say I’m surprised that the rightwing establishment likes him so much, after all they share some of the Lama’s ideas of intolerance and small-mindedness.