http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/04/vatican-gay-sex-scandal

None of we cocksmokers are surprized – we’ve all known, or known of, these upright men of the cloth whose dick gets upright when they are with a cute cocksmokin guy like moi…

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The Vatican was today rocked by a sex scandal reaching into Pope Benedict’s household after a chorister was sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.

Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness, was caught by police on a wiretap allegedly negotiating with Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, a 29-year-old Vatican chorister, over the specific physical details of men he wanted brought to him. Transcripts in the possession of the Guardian suggest that numerous men may have been procured for Balducci, at least one of whom was studying for the priesthood.

The explosive claims about Balducci’s private life have caused grave embarrassment to the Vatican, which has yet to publicly comment on the affair.

While Catholicism does not condemn homosexuality outright, its teaching is that homosexual acts “are intrinsically disordered”. The Catechism of the Catholic church states unequivocally: “Under no circumstances can they be approved.”

Balducci was arrested on 10 February, suspected of involvement in widespread corruption. A senior Italian government official, he is alleged to have to steered public works contracts towards favoured bidders. He has not been charged.

It was during this investigation into corruption that wiretaps revealed his alleged sexual activity. In one conversation, Ehiem tells Balducci: “I saw your call when I was in the Vatican, because I was doing rehearsals … in the choir … in St Peter’s.” He then suggests Balducci meet a man who he describes is “two metres tall … 97 kilos … aged 33, completely active.”"

MMMMMMMM – two meters, nicey nice, about 220 lbs – COMPLETELY ACTIVE, which is I am hoping a euphemism that means “tops like a angry bear!”.

He’s not bad lookin either…

“California State Senator Roy Ashburn was arrested for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub in Sacramento. To make things extra gay (in a happy way of course) Ashburn had an unidentified male passenger with him during the arrest, a friend I am sure.

Ashburn, like all hypocritical GOP closeted-gays, was an ardent opponent of gay marriage in California, and supported the controversial Proposition 8 bill.

Ashburn is married and has four children. He was held at the Sacramento County Jail until he posted the $1400 bail. His family must be so proud.

And this is why I LOVE politics. I can totally see how a married man with four children, who also loves gay sex, would be against gay marriage. I mean, who wants monogamous, happily married gay people when you are looking to score some gay sex on the DL.

Someone needs to commission a study into the psyche of the conservative male politician to find out why so many really like hot, dirty, sweaty sex with a man. I mean I know why I do, but that’s totally different. I am NOT a politician. Or a conservative.”

http://technorati.com/politics/article/gop-state-senator-roy-ashburn-leaves/

MMMMMMMMM. he’s slinging a long latin dick, and he looks like a movie star or maybe a gay mma fighter. Or that bad guy I used to buy meth from, who I always secretly hoped would tell me I had to suck him off to get my gram, but the silly handsome prick never did, mores the pity….

He’s a pretty much perfect top. Awesome, thick, uncut cock. A scruffy, unshaven beard and most importantly an intensity and attitude that just makes him someone you want to bottom for. (The hairy chest, nice body, and cool tattoos don’t hurt either).

So the question is, if you could either fuck Rafael, or get fucked by Jean Franco, which would you choose?

Studies Show Gardasil Could Help Older Women, Gay Men, Merck Says

That wonderful spunky stuff, sperm, is a bit hard on a body, it seems, wether you are male of female. It’s a concentrated package of genetic material, and we have to respect its power.

In one study, Gardasil was 89% effective in preventing human papillomavirus, a virus that causes cervical cancer and other diseases, in women ages 24 through 45.

In the other study, the drug was 78% effective against anal intraepithelial neoplasia, a precursor to anal cancer, associated with HPV in men ages 16 to 26 who have sex with men.

“We are excited to learn more about the potential of Gardasil to help prevent HPV and HPV-related cancers and diseases in both men and women,” said Richard Haupt, executive director of Merck Research Laboratories.

Gardasil is approved for use in girls and women ages 9 to 26 to protect against some forms of HPV. It was also recently approved for use in males 9 to 26 for the prevention of genital warts.

Lets hope we can make gardasil a household standard.

A gay slave speaks about why he gets turned on by the belt

I think about the closet. Let me tell you about the closet. In the closet I am tied, usually on my side, sometimes on hands and knees, less often kneeling and arched back. There is not enough room to stretch out. My eyes are covered, and sometimes my ears are covered, and sometimes I am lightly gagged, with just a rope in my mouth.

Always, I have been fitted with a buttplug. Sometimes, my master makes me lie with a bigger silicone cock pushed deep in me. Sometimes, he makes me put in a vibrating buttplug. He keeps the control. Sometimes he is really mean, and never turns it on.

I am covered with a blanket. The closet door is closed. My ass is full. It is dark and quiet.

And he is not here. I think of him. That is the closet.

It’s better than you think. You should try it before you knock it.

I only watch it for the commercials. Who won again? Wait a minute, who was playing again?

“It may come as Piss Christ blasphemy to many, but there are those of us who Truly Do Not Give A Flaming Fuck who finished last in the league in rushing the ball or who led the league in defending tight ends or who had a hot flash during red-zone play-action passes (although that does sound provocative, now that you mention it).”

http://trueslant.com/markdery/2010/02/09/jocko-homo-how-gay-is-the-superbowl/

Homo Jockus - lolz found it on the web

“But for those with a functioning irony gland, he seemed, at the same time, to be hinting that real men, men who were truly comfortable with their own masculinity, didn’t need to strap on the prosthetic masculinity of the jock (whose very epithet reduces him to a big, swinging dick), the steroid-pumped weightlifter in his thong, the highway cop in mirrorshades and jackboots. The fact that all of the above are stock characters in homoerotic fantasy is no accident: their hyperbolized masculinity—what the postmodern theorist Arthur Kroker calls a “hysterical” masculinity, since it fairly screams its anxieties about its own manhood—ironically undermines itself, emphasizing not the impregnable masculinity of the subject but the social constructedness of gender—that is, the extent to which we’re all in drag.

Tim Burton’s Batman offers a readymade metaphor for the idea that masculinity is not something inherent in us, an act of nature, but something we put on, a figment of culture: the wimpy Michael Keaton becomes Batman only after being sealed in the huge, hulking batsuit. Transformed into an armored phallus with a sculpted six-pack, he speaks through gritted teeth, in the raspy monotone that, in American culture, is a benchmark of Real Manhood, from Duke Wayne to Dirty Harry. (Listen to interviews with icons of masculine power such as law-enforcement officials, Pentagon top brass or, better yet, football players and coaches, and you’ll hear the same terse, tough-talking, g-droppin’ tone, almost robotic in its flattened affect; emotional expression is for girls. And girlyboys.) The Batmobile, likewise, is all about masculinity as prosthesis, gender as put-on. It’s Darth Vader’s idea of a jet-propelled dildo on wheels, an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile retrofitted for the hysterical male. It uses its, er, glans as a battering ram and guards its orifices with heavy-metal shields that sphincter shut when threatened with penetration. (Yeah, sure, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but cum on!)”

Yes I know I’m late to the party – I saved the link to this long ago, when it first appeared, mea culpa, I flaked as usual and didn’t post it because of my perrenial angst about posting here. But hey, why not watch the video again, it’s so cute and good for a laugh. They won’t let me embed it so you have to click. Oh POOR YOU! Let me kiss your aching finger – kiss kiss.

I have been thinking of filling this blog with gay marriage posts focusing on the big case in the golden state – being treated as a third class citizen, and having to live every day in fear, is starting to wear on me.

So when I saw this, on the blue I think, referring to this dk post, I had to post about it.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/2/2/832988/-The-2010-Comprehensive-Daily-Kos-Research-2000-Poll-of-Self-Identified-Republicans

I don’t know if the poll was well done – you’ll have to check that for yourselves.

Apparently this article is by Kos himself…

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m putting the finishing touches on my new book, American Taliban, which catalogues the ways in which modern-day conservatives share the same agenda as radical Jihadists in the Islamic world. But I found myself making certain claims about Republicans that I didn’t know if they could be backed up. So I thought, “why don’t we ask them directly?” And so, this massive poll, by non-partisan independent pollster Research 2000 of over 2,000 self-identified Republicans, was born.

The results are nothing short of startling.

Ultimately, these results explain why it is impossible for elected Republicans to work with Democrats to improve our country. Their base are conspiracy mongers who don’t believe Obama was born in the United States, that he is the second coming of Lenin, and that he is racist against white people. They already want to impeach him despite the glaringly obvious lack of high crimes or misdemeanors. If any Republican strays and decides to do the right thing and try to work in a bipartisan fashion, they suffer primaries and attacks. Even the Maine twins have quit cooperating out of fear of their homegrown teabaggers.

Given what their base demands, and this poll illustrates them perfectly, it’s no wonder the GOP is the party of no.

Here were the poll’s answers about us:

GAYS

Should openly gay men and women be allowed to serve in the military?

Yes 26
No 55
Not Sure 19

Should same sex couples be allowed to marry?

Yes 7
No 77
Not Sure 16

Should gay couples receive any state or federal benefits?

Yes 11
No 68
Not Sure 21

Should openly gay men and women be allowed to teach in public schools?

Yes 8
No 73
Not Sure 19

Oof. That’s some serious neanderthal action going on. Gays can’t serve their country, teach children, get married, or even have civil unions. That’s the GOP agenda for gays, which makes the existence of the Log Cabin Republicans that much more of a mystery.

It was that last line that got to me today – “the existence of log cabin republicans”. I’m going to be very mean to the logheads from now on.

It has been so crazy at work – so many people fired, and I’m having to work harder to make up for the missing hands and minds. I haven’t had much time to get out and look for new cocks. And I’m stressed out, although I’ve missed the executioners axe many times before, for all I know I might be given my walking papers monday morning.

So it’s saturday night, and I’m craving new experiences and new hard dicks, but I’m staying in to save money (in case I need it) and because its cold and because I’m more worried than usual about my coworkers seeing me with my arms around a man.

So I’m stroking my own dick instead of sucking someone elses – and this is what just got me off….

Here’s a message to the yummy straight guys – them gangstaz have come up with a way that you can come home with me tonight and fuck me up the ass, and get fucked up the ass yourself, with no guilt.

It’s the “NO HOMO” phenomenon and it’s saving the world for gay-curious and metro straight guys with one simple phrase!

Here’s how it works:

Now come home with me you cute bastard! NO HOMO!